Maryland, Oh Maryland
Here’s the deal. The Maryland state song, “Maryland, My Maryland,” is a relic of the Civil War. Written in 1861 by Baltimore native and Confederate sympathizer James Ryder Randall, the song lyrics urge Marylanders to secede from the Union, join the Confederacy and battle the “Northern scum.”
For over 40 years, politicians in Annapolis have tried to abolish or replace “Maryland, My Maryland.” With the killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis and subsequent national protests, the Maryland legislature is once again considering scrapping the song.
As a patriotic Son of Maryland, I hereby submit my easy-peasy substitution, harking back to the original, but also aware of the modern times in which we live.
*************** Maryland, Oh Maryland **************
You, our Southern belle of fun
Maryland!
Giggle in our midst a ton
Maryland!
Even under the midday sun
Your blue-eyed glance doth stun
Every single son of a gun
Maryland! Oh Maryland!
Our battle flag held aloft so sure
Maryland!
Swift of stirrup, free of burr
Maryland!
A champion so sleek and pure
She causes our dear hearts to stir
And all the horsemen knew her
Maryland! Oh Maryland!
Lest our past become a chore
Maryland!
And epic tales be heard no more
Maryland!
Of Grant and Lee, such a bore
How uncivil was the war
That shook the nation to its core
Maryland! Oh Maryland!
Slave state, free state, pick a side
Maryland!
Poe came to Balto but he died
Maryland!
Not from lynching but a long sad slide
A maudlin drunk he was quite pie-eyed
And after his death many people lied
Maryland! Oh Maryland!
For you, young souls are pining
Maryland!
We see you smile, blond tresses shining
Maryland!
Every cloud has a silver lining
’Though Confederate statues leave us whining
And don’t forget to kiss my heinie
Maryland! Oh Maryland!
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